Romney campaign question/answer - creative speculation

Romney campaign question/answer
 creative speculation

During a recent Romney campaign stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Mitt Witt, where are you hiding your tax returns?”

Governor Romney politely responded, "I've found a very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found."

The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that, dummy?"

Governor Romney smiled and said, "They are underneath Obama's Birth Certificate, college records, his immigration status as a student, and his funding sources to pay for college. “

“Which brings us to what should be your next question:

Why are you (and we for that matter) all recognizing this complete unknown as a legitimate candidate for the Office of President – when neither you nor I can state unequivocally that he is:

1.   At least 35 years of age – as is required for the Office (forged Certificates of Live Birth don’t count);

2.   A U.S. Citizen, never mind being a ‘natural born U.S. Citizen’ - as is required for the Office (forged Certificates of Live Birth don’t count);

3.   Qualified to even be employed in government – since forged Selective Service Registration documents don’t qualify one as actually having registered;

4.   Qualified to even be employed in the U.S. – since his stolen CT SS# 042-68-4425 does not even pass the government’s own E-Verify program?”

“Do I hear an echo of that question?  If not, why not.”