Wednesday, July 22, 2009

President Somewhat Dr. Sam Vaknin




President Somewhat Dr. Sam Vaknin


He's a real nowhere man,

Sitting in his nowhere land,

Making all his nowhere plans

For nobody.
Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,


He is somewhat black, but not entirely.
He is a bit of an intellectual, but with no track record or publications to his name.
He is supposed to be a Cosmopolitan, but has been exposed only to backward, Muslim cultures.
He is a liberal who belatedly upholds all of George Bush’s policies, having maligned him to no end during a protracted election campaign.
He is a self-imputed great orator who fumbles without the teleprompter.
A humble man of the people who uses “I”, “me”, and “myself” in 60% of his sentences.
He is everything to everyone, anything to anyone, nothing really.
He is the Wizard of Oz, a Mask, an apparition, a feel good projection, the adumbrated President, a shadow of no self.
His names are legion, but he prefers to be called (most recently) Barrack Obama.

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